Michael Turner, Author at punzterly.com

Pirate Puns 2026 – 316+ Fresh & Original Groaners

February 11, 2026

Whether you’re team “shiver me timbers,” team “yo ho ho,” team “walk the plank,” or just love a good parrot ...

February 9, 2026

Whether you’re team “summit selfies,” team “trail mix,” team “peak bagger,” or just love a good altitude joke, these original ...

February 8, 2026

Whether you’re team “succulent parent,” team “veggie gardener,” team “rose enthusiast,” or just love a good dirt joke, these original ...

February 7, 2026

Whether it’s a T-Rex turning 5, a Velociraptor becoming a teen, a Stegosaurus hitting another million years, or just someone ...

February 5, 2026

Whether you need the ultimate gaming tag, a savage nickname for your group chat, a cute pet name for your ...

February 4, 2026

Whether you’re team black diamond, team bunny slope, team après-ski drinks, or just here for the snow jokes, these original ...

February 3, 2026

Whether you’re dreaming of Waikiki, craving shave ice, planning a luau, or just love a good island joke, these original ...

February 1, 2026

Whether you’re team “no beans,” team “all the beans,” team “extra spicy,” or just here for the cornbread sidekick, these ...

January 28, 2026

Whether you’re team “nail it,” team “cement to be,” team “hard hat hero,” or just love a good blueprint joke, ...

January 24, 2026

Whether you’re chopping wood, throwing axes, or just love a good sharp joke, these original axe puns are here to ...