Michael Turner

Whether you’re team “break a leg,” team “leg day never ends,” team “shapely calves,” or just love a good shin ...

Whether you’re team “carne asada,” team “veggie,” team “breakfast burrito,” or just love a good wrap joke, these original burrito ...

Whether you’re team “fireworks at midnight,” team “all-American burger,” team “flag-waving proud,” or just love a good liberty joke, these ...

Whether you’re team “silent reading,” team “overdue fines,” team “librarian life,” or just love a good shelf joke, these original ...

Whether you’re team “lake life,” team “dock days,” team “fishing tales,” or just love a good water joke, these original ...

Whether you’re team “slurp raw,” team “Rockefeller,” team “pearl hunter,” or just love a good shuck joke, these original oyster ...

Whether you’re team cannonball, team floaties, team “no running,” or just love a good shallow-end joke, these original pool puns ...

Whether you’re team “shiver me timbers,” team “yo ho ho,” team “walk the plank,” or just love a good parrot ...

Whether you’re team “succulent parent,” team “veggie gardener,” team “rose enthusiast,” or just love a good dirt joke, these original ...