Whether you’re team “Bond, James Bond,” team “shaken not stirred,” team “license to kill,” or just love a good spy joke, these original James Bond puns are here to make your day dangerously funny.
All brand-new for 2026—no recycled classics.
Shake (don’t stir) your martini, adjust your cufflinks, and get ready to laugh — the name’s Pun, Punzterly.
Quick Answer
James Bond puns are clever plays on “Bond,” “007,” “shaken not stirred,” “license,” “martini,” “spy,” “gadget,” “villain,” and iconic 007 phrases. This collection serves up hundreds of fresh, family-friendly Bond puns organized into fun themes — from casino nights to pure 007-tastic humor.
TL;DR
- Pick a theme that matches your spy mood
- Grab a pun and drop it like a villain’s plan
- Watch friends smile and groan
- Perfect for captions or martini chats
- Share the Bond love
Bond of the Party
These puns are the life of every casino and cocktail party.
- Bond of the party
- Bond me your best shot
- Bond’s the spirit
- Bond’s my jam
- Bond’s what she said
- Bond’s a wrap
- Bond’s the vibe
- Bond’s the move
- Bond’s lit
- Bond’s bussin’
- Bond’s fire
- Bond’s iconic
- Bond’s giving
- Bond’s the drip
- Bond’s chef’s kiss
Shaken, Not Stirred
The classic Bond line, now pun-ified.
- Shaken, not stirred
- Shaken, not stirred… with puns
- Shaken and stirred
- Shaken to the core
- Shaken but not broken
- Shaken confidence
- Shaken dreams
- Shaken love
- Shaken joy
- Shaken happiness
- Shaken magic
- Shaken wonder
- Shaken vibes
- Shaken energy
- Shaken legend
License to Thrill
For the high-stakes spy energy.
- License to thrill
- License to chill
- License to grill
- License to skill
- License to will
- License to drill
- License to fill
- License to spill
- License to bill
- License to still
- License to hill
- License to pill
- License to kill… with kindness
- License to love
- License to laugh
You’re My Bond Girl / Bond Boy
Romantic 007-flavored love.
- You’re my Bond girl
- You’re my Bond boy
- Bond girl energy
- Bond boy vibes
- Bond girl queen
- Bond boy king
- Bond girl legend
- Bond boy goals
- Bond girl takeover
- Bond boy approved
- Bond girl forever
- Bond boy attitude
- Bond girl brilliance
- Bond boy unstoppable
- Bond girl perfection
Gadget Master
For Q-branch gadget lovers.
- Gadget master
- Gadget queen
- Gadget king
- Gadget legend
- Gadget goals
- Gadget takeover
- Gadget approved
- Gadget forever
- Gadget attitude
- Gadget brilliance
- Gadget unstoppable
- Gadget perfection
- Gadget vibes
- Gadget energy
- Gadget dreams
Villain Vibes
Dark, dramatic villain humor.
- Villain vibes
- Villain queen
- Villain king
- Villain legend
- Villain goals
- Villain takeover
- Villain approved
- Villain forever
- Villain attitude
- Villain brilliance
- Villain unstoppable
- Villain perfection
- Villain magic
- Villain dreams
- Villain energy
For True Bond Lovers
To the dedicated 007 fans.
- Bond of my life
- Bond you very much
- Bond-ally in love
- You’re my Bond-mate
- Bond and forever
- Bond-ally yours
- Bond you to the moon
- Bond-ally perfect together
- Bond love story
- Bond-ally meant to be
- Bond heart belongs to you
- Bond-ally smitten
- Bond and cuddles forever
- Bond-ally my favorite
- Bond love loading…
Quick Bond One-Liners
Fast hits for instant martini laughs.
- Bond, James Bond
- Shaken, not stirred
- License to thrill
- You’re my Bond girl
- Gadget master
- Villain vibes
- The name’s Bond… Pun Bond
- For your eyes only
- Live and let spy
- No time to die… laughing
Hilarious Bond Moments
Groan-worthy gold.
- Why did Bond go to therapy? Too many shaken issues
- What do you call a singing Bond? A tun-a Bond
- Why don’t Bonds ever fight? They always license above
- How does Bond flirt? He gives you the shaken-eye
- Why was Bond always calm? He knew how to keep his cool
- What’s Bond’s favorite music? Heavy martini metal
- Why did Bond break up? It felt too plain
- How does Bond stay fit? License Pilates
- Why was Bond popular? He was the toast of MI6
- What do you call a magical Bond? Abra-Bond-dabra
Bond Fashion Funnies
Style, but make it 007.
- Bond drip
- Serving Bond looks
- Bond couture
- Bond game strong
- Bond-tastic outfit
- Bond-itude on point
- Bond slay queen
- Bond giving main character
- Bond fashion icon
- Bond the whole mood
Caption-Ready Bond Puns
Short & perfect for socials.
- Bond, James Bond
- Shaken, not stirred
- License to thrill
- You’re my Bond girl
- Gadget master
- Villain vibes
- The name’s Bond… Pun Bond
- For your eyes only
- Live and let spy
- No time to die… laughing
Bond & Chill
The ultimate cozy combo.
- Bond & chill
- Bond and Netflix
- Bond and cozy vibes
- Bond and relax
- Bond and unwind
- Bond and peace
- Bond and zen
- Bond and recharge
- Bond and comfort
- Bond and lazy Sundays
Bond Birthday Bash
Celebrating another year of 007 style.
- Happy birth-Bond!
- Another year, another martini
- Bond-ally another year older
- Bond birthday vibes
- Bond and cake
- Bond-ally celebrating
- Bond birthday loading…
- Bond-ally fabulous at any age
- Bond birthday wishes
- Bond-ally growing older
FAQs
What makes a good Bond pun?
The best Bond puns play on “Bond,” “007,” “shaken not stirred,” “license,” “martini,” “spy,” “gadget,” “villain,” and iconic 007 phrases. They’re short, sophisticated, and make you smile (even if you’re sipping a martini).
How do you come up with original Bond puns?
Start with Bond words like shaken, license, martini, spy, gadget, or villain. Combine them with idioms, greetings, or classic movie lines for a fresh twist.
Are Bond puns good for Instagram captions?
Absolutely! Short Bond puns pair perfectly with tuxedo selfies, martini photos, casino shots, or spy-movie nights — they add personality and get likes.
Why are Bond puns so popular?
James Bond is suave, timeless, and full of quotable lines — perfect for wordplay (shaken, license, martini). Puns capture that sophisticated, thrilling charm and make them relatable for movie fans, cocktail lovers, and anyone who appreciates classy humor.
What are some cute Bond puns for kids?
Try “Bond, James Bond,” “Shaken, not stirred,” or “License to thrill” — they’re sweet, simple, and perfect for little agents.
Can Bond puns be used in everyday life?
Yes! Drop them in texts, at cocktail parties, during movie nights, or on social media. They make any moment more suave and fun.
Are Bond puns family-friendly?
Definitely — all the puns here are clean, classy, and ready to share with anyone who loves a good (shaken-not-stirred) laugh.
Conclusion
James Bond may save the world, but these puns save your day with laughter!
This 2026 collection of original Bond puns brings extra sophistication to every martini, mission, and tuxedo moment.
Save your favorites, share them with fellow 007 fans, and remember: life is better when you add a little Bond humor.
Rachel Summers is a content creator from the United States who focuses on humor, puns, and playful language. Her pun collections are quirky, fun, and highly shareable.